1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.If you don t bird me,I don t bird you !如果你不鸟,我也不鸟你!
4.I will give you some color to see see !我要给你点颜色瞧瞧!
5.you me you me 彼此彼此
6.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!
7.know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之,不知为不知...
8.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
9.If you wa money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
10.I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大,今年25。
11.as far as you go to die 有多远,死多远!英语版愚人节恶搞整人短信
1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.If you don t bird me,I don t bird you !如果你不鸟,我也不鸟你!
4.I will give you some color to see see !我要给你点颜色瞧瞧!
5.you me you me 彼此彼此
6.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!
7.know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之,不知为不知...
8.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
9.If you wa money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
10.I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大,今年25。
11.as far as you go to die 有多远,死多远!
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